We were pretty happy when we found this.
Behold! The top 10 stories on masculinity from satirical newspaper The Onion over the last decade. If giant-yogurt rodeos are involved, we’re game.
Nation’s Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal
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Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing
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Empowered Man Murders Controlling Wife In Lifetime For Men Original Movie
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New Texas-Style Yogurt To Feed Man-Size Hunger For Yogurt
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Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish
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Area Man Thinking Up Funny Things To Say For Next Football Game
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How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son
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Potential Baldness Cure Leads Man To Reverse Position On Stem-Cell Research
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ESPN Courts Female Viewers With ‘World’s Emotionally Strongest Man Competition
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Sources: George Clooney Looking Good
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They left this one off the list, but it’s one of our all-time favorites:
Obama Releases 500,000 Good Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve
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